Hyderabadi's in America

Dedicating this to all my friends in America who always say they'll come back soon but don't know when will that soon end.. :-P


Na Idhar ke Rahe …
Na Udhar ke Rahe...
Beech adhar atke rahe…

Na Hyderabad ku bhula sake
Na Amrica ku apna sake
Hyderabadi-Amrican ban’ke kaam chalate rahe

Na Urdu ku chod sake
Na Angrezi ku pakad sake
Desi accent mein goron ku confuse karte chale

Na Turkey ku paka sake
Na gravy bana sake
Murgi ku dam de ke thanksgiving manate chale

Na Christmas tree laga sake
Na bacchon ku samjha sake
Eid par Santa banke tohfe bat-te chale

Na shorts pahen sake
Na shalwar chod sake
Jeans pe kurta aur sneakers chadake itraate chale

Na, Nashte mein donut kha sake
Na khichdi khatta bhula sake
Pizza par mirchi chidakkar maza lete rahe

Na garmiyon ku bhula sake
Na baraf ku apna sake
Khidke se suraj ku dekhke ‘beautiful day’ kahte rahe

Ab ayi baari Hyderabad ku jane ki……toh..
Haath mein paani ka sheesha lekar chale

Lekin wahan par...

Na gupchup kha sake
Na lassi pee sake
Peth ke darad se tadapte mare…
Gullathi kha ke kaam chalate rahe..

Na macchar se bhaag sake
Na khujli ku rok sake
Cream se dadodon ku chupate chale

Na fakiron se bach sake
Na dollar ku chupa sake
Naukaron se bi peecha chuda kar bhaagte rahe…

Na khuddi par baith sake
Na Kamot ku bhool sake
Bas beech adhar jhukke kaam chalate rahe….

Na idhar ke rahe…
Na udhar ke rahe…
Kambaqt, kahin ke Na rahe

Bas ‘ABCD’ aulaad ko aur confuse banate chale…

Indian Government Totally Online

Very Useful Government Site's:

Obtain:  

*   Birth Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=1>  
*   Caste Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=4>  
*   Tribe Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=8>  
*   Domicile Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=5>  
*   Driving Licence <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi..php? service=6>  
*   Marriage Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=3>  
*   Death Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=2>  
*   Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Apply for:  
*   PAN Card <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=15>  
*   TAN Card <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=3>  
*   Ration Card <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=7>  
*   Passport <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=2>  
*   Inclusion of name in the Electoral Rolls <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=10>  
*   Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Register:  
*   Land/Property <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=9>  
*   Vehicle <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=13>  
*   With State Employment Exchange <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=12>  
*   As Employer <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=17>  
*   Company <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=19>  
*   .IN Domain <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=18>  
*   GOV.IN Domain <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=25>  
*   Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Check/Track:  
*   Waiting list status for Central Government Housing <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=9> 
*   Status of Stolen Vehicles <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=1>  
*   Land Records <http://www.india. gov.in/landrecor ds/index. php>  
*   Causelist of Indian Courts <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=7>  
*   Court Judgements (JUDIS ) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=24>  
*   Daily Court Orders/Case Status <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=21>  
*   Acts of Indian Parliament <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=13>  
*   Exam Results <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=16>  
*   Speed Post Status <http://www.india. gov..in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=10>  
*   Agricultural Market Prices Online <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=6>  
*   Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Book/File/Lodge:  
*   Train Tickets Online <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=5>  
*   Air Tickets Online <http://www.india. gov..in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=4>  
*   Income Tax Returns <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=12>  
*   Complaint with Central Vigilance Commission (CVC) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=14>  
*  Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Contribute to:  
*   Prime Minister's Relief Fund <http://www..india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=11>  
*   Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Others:  
*   Send Letters Electronically <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=20> 
*   Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Recently Added Online Services   
*   Tamil Nadu: Online application of marriage certificate for persons having registered their marriages: <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2691> 

*   Tamil Nadu: Online District wise soil Details of Tamil Nadu <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2693>  
*   Tamil Nadu: View Water shed Atlas of Tamil Nadu <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2694>  
*   Tamil Nadu: E-Pension District Treasury Tirunelveli <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2695>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by Name (2008) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2697>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by EPIC number (2008) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2698>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by House number (2008) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2699>  
*   Himachal Pradesh: Revised Pay and Arrears Calculator-Fifth Pay <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2702>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by Part number (2008) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2700>  
*   Andhra Pradesh: Online Motor Driving School Information <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2705>    

Global Navigation  *   Citizens <http://www.india. gov.in/citizen. php>  
*   Business (External website that opens in a new window) <http://business. gov.in/>  
*   Overseas <http://www.india. gov.in/overseas. php>  
*   Government <http://www.india. gov.in/govt. php>  
*   Know India <http://www.india. gov.in/knowindia .php>  
*   Sectors <http://www.india. gov.in/sector. php>  
*   Directories <http://www.india. gov.in/directori es.php>  
*   Documents <http://www.india. gov.in/documents .php>  
*   Forms <http://www.india. gov.in/forms/ forms.php>  
*   Acts <http://www.india. gov.in/govt/ acts.php>  
*   Rules <http://www.india. gov.in/govt/ rules.php>  
*   Schemes <http://www.india. gov.in/govt/ schemes.php>  
*   Tenders <http://www.india. gov.in/tenders. php>  
*   Home <http://www.india. gov.in/default. php>  
*   About the Portal <http://www.india. gov.in/aboutthep ortal.php>  
*   Site Map <http://www.india. gov.in/sitemap. php>  
*   Link to Us <http://www.india. gov.in/linktous. php>  
*   Suggest to a Friend <http://www.india. gov.in/suggest/ suggest.php>  
*   Help <http://www.india. gov.in/help. php>  
*   Terms of Use <http://www.india. gov.in/termscond tions.php>  
*   Feedback <http://www.india. gov.in/feedback. php>  
*   Contact Us <http://www.india. gov.in/contactus .php>  
*   Accessibility Statement <http://www.india. gov.in/accessibi litystatement. php> 

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