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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Waqt Nahi!!

"WAQT NAHI"
Har khushi He Logo K Daman Me,Par 1 Hansi K Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Me,Zindagi K Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Maa Ki Lori Ka Ehsaas to Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Sare Rishto Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bi Waqt Nahi.
Sare Naam Mobile Me He,
Par Dosti K Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairo Ki Kya Baat Kare,
Jab Apno K Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Aankho Me Hai Neend Bahot,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil He Ghamo Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bi Waqt Nahi(100% fact)
Paiso ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsaso Ki Kya Kadar Kare,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Is Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Har Pal Marne Walo Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye bi waqt nahi.

---> Bilkul Sach <---

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Aisa Ho Koi Dost :)

In lyf u shud hav atlest 1 friend, who cals u by weirdly pronouncing ur name..

Who teases u by a girl/boy u hate..

Who makes weird noises wen u r talkin to ur parent on d fone..

Who will do anything to get a party from u..

Who wishes u happy bday on ur ex gf/bfs bday..

Who calls ur Nokia-Sony a china phone in public loudly..

Who wont let u walk home, alone..

Who will give u embarrassing greeting card on ur bday..

Who wud remember ur fav icecream flavor but disapear wen d bill comes..

Who wud cal u to chitchat b4 d xam..

Who considrs ur wallet as his own..

Who u knw wil b dere for u anytym n everytime! :)
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Happy Independence Day

Punjab 4 Fighting

Bengal 4 Writing

Kashmir 4 Beauty

Maharastra 4 Victory

Karnataka 4 Silk

Haryana 4 Milk

Tamilnadu 4 Brain

Uttar Pradesh 4 Grain

Himanchal 4 Apples

Orissa 4 Temples

Jharkhand 4 Tribles

Bihar 4 Minerals

Rajsthan 4 Culture

Uttranchal 4 Nature

Sikkim 4 Forestry

Andhra 4 History

Gujrat 4 Property

Madhya Pradesh 4 Quality

Arunachal 4 Ice

Chhattisgarh 4 Rice

Kerela 4 Sea

Assam 4 Tea

~STATES 4 UNITY

~INDIA 4 INTEGRITY!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

http://ashish-mehra.blogspot.com
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:)

A depressing but very true msg indeed..

At tyms wen i m awake late nite,
i gaze at d sky n wondr,

wat if smday i disapear
wil it bothr nyone!

what if evry1 cums to knw dat i am a past nw!!
wil it efect nyone..!!

I know i bug peopl vry much..
but when i m absent, wil ny1 mis my buggin talks nd my stupid jokes..!!

Will my absence matter nyone..!!

Will nyone luk fr me..!!

I beliv lyf gives a single chance to live..

Problms n pains r a part n parcel OF our lives..

But I wud only lyk to b one of the reasons for U to SMILE n remember me...

Luv ya all my friends n buddies!!
Ashish :)
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

I was just checkin my mobile texts and found this interesting thing ;) read on!! Its laughable :D

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI
------------ --------- --------- --------- -
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI
------------ --------- --------- --------- -

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD
------------ --------- --------- --------- -

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the program.

That's BANGALORE
------------ --------- --------- --------- -

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI
------------ --------- --------- --------- -

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA
------------ --------- --------- --------- -

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zum blace elz".

That's KERALA !
------------ --------- --------- --------- -
And the best one is ....

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abuse each other ...

That's Goa
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Saturday, August 7, 2010

SMS Dictionary

Hey Yo Folks..

Here is an interesting thing which I just found out thru' a friend..
If u want to know the meaning of ANY WORD on your mobile for FREE. . All you need to do is text "define <word>" for eg "define philanthropist" and SMS it to 9773300000 and u will get the meaning as a reply within seconds. . (Don't use quotes). .
NOTE: Normal Sms charges applicable, free for free sms offers ;)

Try it out and pass it on to ya folks..!!

Cheers!!
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