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Friday, December 14, 2012

LAST LIFE - Sandeep Maheshwari

One of the BESSSSHHHTTT video's I've seen. Some one posted this on facebook, I started watching it at 2am in the night and believe me, it kept me glued to it till it finished.

Thought it would be a good thing to share it with you folks. Understand the video, make yourself a kid, open your mind and everything will be possible..


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Happy Diwali 2012

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.


 

"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI" 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Happy Dussera - 2012

Wishing you and your Family a Very happy Dussera.


May all the evil burn today and god give you all the Happiness you Deserve.

1 for the Girls or I should say, 1 TO THE GIRLS

I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING WHICH I REALLLLLY LOVED. SO ON BEHALF OF ALL MY BROTHERS, MALE FRIENDS ..THIS 1'S FOR U GIRLS.. :P

BOYS :- We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

How To Be Happy

How To Be Happy
Happiness is like a butterfly,
the more you chase it,
the more it will allude you,
but if you turn your attention
to other things, it will come
and sit softly on your shoulder.
The place to be happy is here.
the time to be happy is now.
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should, and let go
of what you can't change.
Life is too short to be anything but happy.
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing.
The heart is happiest when it beats for others.
For every minute you are angry,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
Someday everything will make perfect sense.
So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile
through the tears, and keep reminding
yourself that everything happens
for a reason.


Saturday, October 6, 2012

Who Should Be Your Role Model

Promise you WILL laugh when you find your role model. NO CHEATING....I was really surprised to find out who my role model was. FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. It's CRAZY.. 


How accurate this is! No peeking!

1) Pick your favourite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3

4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)

5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

6) Add the digits together


Now Scroll down.........

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. David Beckham
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bill Gates
6. Bobby van Jaarsveld
7. Lionel Messi
8. Brad Pitt
9. Ashish Mehraa ;)
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Oliver Daniels

I know, I know!!!!.... I just have that effect on people.

P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR Favourite, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

Friday, September 21, 2012

25 ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE.
It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God's guidance for
your purpose, today.

4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food
that is manufactured in plants.

5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli,
and almonds.

6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

7. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires,
issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

💙8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a
college kid with a maxed out charge card.

9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for
everything !

11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

12.You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

14. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their
journey is all about.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years,
will this matter?'

17. Help the needy,Be generous ! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

19. Time heals everything.

20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends
will. Stay in touch.

22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

23. Each night before you go to bed ,Pray to God and Be thankful for
what you'll accomplish, today !

24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

25.Share this to everyone you love :)

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Somethings Money Cant Buy

I was just browsing on my facebook and found this beautiful pic. A simple one with a deep meaning.

Things you cant buy in stores.. Recollected the famous credit card tag..  There are things that money cant buy,  for everything else, there's mastercard. How true!


Friday, September 14, 2012

Hyderabadi Air Hostess

Pure Hyderabadi's Air Hostess Announcing:


Ab ye jahaaz udnewala hai. Beltaan.. Sab jane baandlo..
 

Bacho ku khamush bithalo aur khud bhi ghachup baitho..

Jahaaz jabtak teda rahinga beltaan nai kholna aur baitheso jagah se nakko utho ye jahaaz ka darwaza dheela hai , ded hushari karne jayinge oundhe muh zameen pe giringe..

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Won 3rd in Awesome Handles on Twitter

The results just came out from @silv3rglee , The person behind conducting Awesome Handles Competition on Twitter. I would like to thank everyone who voted for me, Bagged the 3rd top Winner :D Yayyy!!


This is the list of all the top 10 winners.. Congratulations everyone for winning the fun competition.

10. @Zindagi_lol Walks away with Rs.500 gift voucher from Flipkart, thanks to Social Samosa!

9. @DanceEatRepeat Walks away with Rs.500 gift voucher from Flipkart, thanks to Social Samosa!

8. @voose_lagina Walks away with special Chumbak goodies, thanks to @panku_!

7. @PunditComment Walks away with special Chumbak goodies, thanks to @panku_!

6. @ScorpiusMaximus Walks away with special Chumbak goodies, thanks to @panku_!

5. @Bufferring Walks away with special Chumbak goodies, thanks to @panku_!

4. @SimplySilly Walks away with special Chumbak goodies, thanks to @panku_!

3. @GhantaBabaJiKa Walks away with Rs.1500 gift voucher to spend on accessories, thanks to Salt ‘n Pepper!

2. @Sexybichoo Walks away with Rs.2000 gift voucher to spend on bags, thanks to Salt ‘n Pepper!

1. @lady_gabbar Walks away with Rs.2500 gift voucher to spend on shoes, thanks to Salt ‘n Pepper! 

Love to everyone who voted every all of us :)

Catch me on Twitter @GhantaBabaJiKa

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Vote For My TWITTER Handle :)


My Twitter handle "@GhantaBabaJiKa" has been selected for AWESOME HANDLES.

Vote here: http://www.socialsamosa.com/2012/06/vote-for-your-favorite-awesomehandles/

Just tick "GhantaBabaJiKa" and press Vote :)

Follow me on Twitter : @GhantaBabaJiKa

Thank you :)

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Blackberry 9900 - Scroll Music Albums from Now Playing Directly



I was just exploring the music section on my Blackberry while listening to some songs and found this.. been using this mobile for sometime now but dint know bout this lil cute scrolling albums feature on my Blackberry 9900. Thought I'll share it on my blog for some guys who own this master piece :P

Watch the video..

Leave ur comments about what you like the most about your Blackberry ;)

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Increase your Dropbox space for FREE!!

Follow the steps to increase the Dropbox size by 640MB.

I was just browsing and looking for some free extra space on drop box and found this.. Got official 640 MB of extra free space on drop box :)




1. Sign into your existing Dropbox account (or create a new account)
2. Click on the link: https://www.dropbox.com/free
3. Follow the 5 instructions given there and get 128MB each for completing each task. 

So you get 640MB (128*5) additional free storage..




Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Tax Burden on Indians - And what do we Earn? Ghanta Baba Ji Ka

 Dear God,

                           



Please give me strength to pay my Income Tax, GST, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Customs Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, Property Tax, Stamp Dut@y, CGT, Water Tax, Professional Tax, Road Tax, STT, Education Cess, Wealth Tax, TOT, Capital Gain Tax, Congestion Levy etc etc etc. and don't forget Hafta, Donations, Bribes, Chanda etc.  


And after paying every thing what are we left with????

Ghanta Baba Ji Ka
                                            



And phir bhi kuch bach gaya toh.. I will do business.


Sincerely, 
An Indian  

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Old Stuff, Old Memories

I was just cleaning my desk and found these I'd made for myself in School.. Old stuff, Old Memories.. 

I used to Love drawing when I was schooling. Used to like Brilogy and chemistry just cuz' they had some drawing to do.. 


My fav among the above A's is the dark black one on the top right and the one with Florescent color in the bottom centre :D Just wanted to share it on my blog :)

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Add fonts on BlackBerry Without Using Any Application


I wanted to add the Ubuntu font on my Blackberry 9900 which isn't available by default and was searching for a solution and here it is. Now you can use any font you want (not all are compatible), just follow these steps and you can do it within minutes without using any apps or without any big deal. I added the Ubuntu and some other fonts in my Blackberry and its working great :D 

 Fonts on BB Smartphone
But before we tell you how, do keep in mind that this procedure could damage your device. Thus, follow the instructions at your own risk. Better yet, do not attempt to proceed if you aren’t really sure of what you are doing. So far, this procedure works well on devices with BlackBerry OS 7.1 and below. If ever you encounter some problems, do lemme know.
Step 1: You must download a file manager that can manage your zip files. (Ex. FileScout, Rock File Manager, etc) This is a one-time set-up so you’ll be required to do this once. 
Step 2: Change the options in the file manager. See to it that you have enabled the option show the hidden files and folders. (Or connect your mobile to your PC/Laptop, Show hidden files and folders, open the connected blackberry folder, locate the appdata folder and move ahead - - - I did it this way).
Step 3: Go to /Device Memory/appdata/rim/* and create a sub-folder called fonts. This will make the folder location into /Device Memory/appdata/rim/fonts/*. In some cases, your file manager’s Device Memory will be called as /store/. Just locate this directory and your fonts directory should be called as /store/appdata/rim/fonts/*.
Step 4: In this particular step, you will need to find a font of your choice. The font must be in TrueType format (.ttf). For example, ‘Ubuntu-R.ttf’
Step 5: Download the font and unzip if needed. Rename the font from .ttf to .font. Ex. Change Ubuntu-R.ttf to Ubuntu-R.font
Step 6: Cut, Copy and Paste the renamed font to the ‘fonts’ folder that you have created.
Step 7: Once done, reboot your BlackBerry handset. That’s it! Go to your screen display settings to check the new font.
In cases that you have a font app installed. It is best if you uninstall the app before you do the steps that we mentioned.

Download links for some nice font's:
Ubuntu font pack ---> http://font.ubuntu.com/
Many Others ---> http://www.fontex.org/

Source: teckzek.com

Friday, February 24, 2012

Hyderabadi's in America

Dedicating this to all my friends in America who always say they'll come back soon but don't know when will that soon end.. :-P


Na Idhar ke Rahe …
Na Udhar ke Rahe...
Beech adhar atke rahe…

Na Hyderabad ku bhula sake
Na Amrica ku apna sake
Hyderabadi-Amrican ban’ke kaam chalate rahe

Na Urdu ku chod sake
Na Angrezi ku pakad sake
Desi accent mein goron ku confuse karte chale

Na Turkey ku paka sake
Na gravy bana sake
Murgi ku dam de ke thanksgiving manate chale

Na Christmas tree laga sake
Na bacchon ku samjha sake
Eid par Santa banke tohfe bat-te chale

Na shorts pahen sake
Na shalwar chod sake
Jeans pe kurta aur sneakers chadake itraate chale

Na, Nashte mein donut kha sake
Na khichdi khatta bhula sake
Pizza par mirchi chidakkar maza lete rahe

Na garmiyon ku bhula sake
Na baraf ku apna sake
Khidke se suraj ku dekhke ‘beautiful day’ kahte rahe

Ab ayi baari Hyderabad ku jane ki……toh..
Haath mein paani ka sheesha lekar chale

Lekin wahan par...

Na gupchup kha sake
Na lassi pee sake
Peth ke darad se tadapte mare…
Gullathi kha ke kaam chalate rahe..

Na macchar se bhaag sake
Na khujli ku rok sake
Cream se dadodon ku chupate chale

Na fakiron se bach sake
Na dollar ku chupa sake
Naukaron se bi peecha chuda kar bhaagte rahe…

Na khuddi par baith sake
Na Kamot ku bhool sake
Bas beech adhar jhukke kaam chalate rahe….

Na idhar ke rahe…
Na udhar ke rahe…
Kambaqt, kahin ke Na rahe

Bas ‘ABCD’ aulaad ko aur confuse banate chale…


Monday, February 20, 2012

Indian Government Totally Online

Very Useful Government Site's:

Obtain:  
*   Birth Certificate <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=1>  
*   Caste Certificate <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=4>  
*   Tribe Certificate <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=8>  
*   Domicile Certificate <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=5>  
*   Driving Licence <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi..php? service=6>  
*   Marriage Certificate <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=3>  
*   Death Certificate <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=2>  
*   Search More - How do I <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  

Check/Track:  
*   Waiting list status for Central Government Housing <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=9
*   Status of Stolen Vehicles <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=1>  
*   Land Records <
http://www.india. gov.in/landrecor ds/index. php>  
*   Causelist of Indian Courts <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=7>  
*   Court Judgements (JUDIS ) <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=24>  
*   Daily Court Orders/Case Status <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=21>  
*   Acts of Indian Parliament <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=13>  
*   Exam Results <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=16>  
*   Speed Post Status <
http://www.india. gov..in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=10>  
*   Agricultural Market Prices Online <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=6>  
*   Search More - How do I <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  
Contribute to:  
*   Prime Minister's Relief Fund <
http://www..india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=11>  
*   Search More - How do I <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  
Others:  
*   Send Letters Electronically <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=20
*   Search More - How do I <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>  
Recently Added Online Services   
*   Tamil Nadu: Online application of marriage certificate for persons having registered their marriages: <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2691
*   Tamil Nadu: Online District wise soil Details of Tamil Nadu <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2693>  
*   Tamil Nadu: View Water shed Atlas of Tamil Nadu <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2694>  
*   Tamil Nadu: E-Pension District Treasury Tirunelveli <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2695>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by Name (2008) <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2697>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by EPIC number (2008) <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2698>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by House number (2008) <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2699>  
*   Himachal Pradesh: Revised Pay and Arrears Calculator-Fifth Pay <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2702>  
*   Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by Part number (2008) <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2700>  
*   Andhra Pradesh: Online Motor Driving School Information <
http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ onlineservice_ detail.php? service=2705   


Global Navigation  *   Citizens <http://www.india. gov.in/citizen. php>  
*   Business (External website that opens in a new window) <
http://business. gov.in/>  
*   Overseas <
http://www.india. gov.in/overseas. php>  
*   Government <
http://www.india. gov.in/govt. php>  
*   Know India <
http://www.india. gov.in/knowindia .php>  
*   Sectors <
http://www.india. gov.in/sector. php>  
*   Directories <
http://www.india. gov.in/directori es.php>  
*   Documents <
http://www.india. gov.in/documents .php>  
*   Forms <
http://www.india. gov.in/forms/ forms.php>  
*   Acts <
http://www.india. gov.in/govt/ acts.php>  
*   Rules <
http://www.india. gov.in/govt/ rules.php>  
*   Schemes <
http://www.india. gov.in/govt/ schemes.php>  
*   Tenders <
http://www.india. gov.in/tenders. php>  
*   Home <
http://www.india. gov.in/default. php>  
*   About the Portal <
http://www.india. gov.in/aboutthep ortal.php>  
*   Site Map <
http://www.india. gov.in/sitemap. php>  
*   Link to Us <
http://www.india. gov.in/linktous. php>  
*   Suggest to a Friend <
http://www.india. gov.in/suggest/ suggest.php>  
*   Help <
http://www.india. gov.in/help. php>  
*   Terms of Use <
http://www.india. gov.in/termscond tions.php>  
*   Feedback <
http://www.india. gov.in/feedback. php>  
*   Contact Us <
http://www.india. gov.in/contactus .php>  
*   Accessibility Statement <
http://www.india. gov.in/accessibi litystatement. php

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