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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Happy Dussera - 2012

Wishing you and your Family a Very happy Dussera.


May all the evil burn today and god give you all the Happiness you Deserve.

1 for the Girls or I should say, 1 TO THE GIRLS

I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING WHICH I REALLLLLY LOVED. SO ON BEHALF OF ALL MY BROTHERS, MALE FRIENDS ..THIS 1'S FOR U GIRLS.. :P

BOYS :- We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

How To Be Happy

How To Be Happy
Happiness is like a butterfly,
the more you chase it,
the more it will allude you,
but if you turn your attention
to other things, it will come
and sit softly on your shoulder.
The place to be happy is here.
the time to be happy is now.
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should, and let go
of what you can't change.
Life is too short to be anything but happy.
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing.
The heart is happiest when it beats for others.
For every minute you are angry,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
Someday everything will make perfect sense.
So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile
through the tears, and keep reminding
yourself that everything happens
for a reason.


Saturday, October 6, 2012

Who Should Be Your Role Model

Promise you WILL laugh when you find your role model. NO CHEATING....I was really surprised to find out who my role model was. FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. It's CRAZY.. 


How accurate this is! No peeking!

1) Pick your favourite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3

4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)

5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

6) Add the digits together


Now Scroll down.........

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. David Beckham
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bill Gates
6. Bobby van Jaarsveld
7. Lionel Messi
8. Brad Pitt
9. Ashish Mehraa ;)
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Oliver Daniels

I know, I know!!!!.... I just have that effect on people.

P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR Favourite, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
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