HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

I was just checkin my mobile texts and found this interesting thing ;) read on!! Its laughable :D

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the program.

That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zum blace elz".

That's KERALA !
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And the best one is ....

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abuse each other ...

That's Goa
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