An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan.
So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.
The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.
The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.
Seeing this, loan officer says,
“Sir, we are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi millionaire.
What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”
The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than
He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan.
So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.
The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.
The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.
Seeing this, loan officer says,
“Sir, we are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi millionaire.
What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”
The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than
hahahahahaha, what a story. No brains at all. vijay mallya doesn't go to any bank, bank will come to him. He doesn't need to look for car parking, he will buy a palace to park his car, that is what his love for cars.
ReplyDeleter u nuts. whoever posted it should hv some limit to lie.... :P
ReplyDeleteyeah you guys are right further the guy who made this story have no idea how the banks in europe or for that matter banks anywhere in the world works, especially when they give loans. come on yaar, they need not check his profile at all, the moment they get the documents, they will know this guy is rich even if they do not know him. because his face and name is plastered all over the internet. They would just type vijay mallya and pronto everyone will know he owns UB Group and Kingfisher Airlines. But nevertheless it is a good story to read, only pls remove the name vijay mallya from the bottom line. Dont think you can fool everyone with such things, we are not idiots
ReplyDeletewhatever if it is true or not.... who cares.... but still u can learn something out of it...... :).....
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely..
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if Vijay Mallya himself is aware that he did such things. Stop spreading such foolish story.
ReplyDeletebull shit
ReplyDeleteThe Stupidest Thing I ve ever read... A person own a Fararri in the city but dosent have a House to park it... That to you are talking about Vijay Mallaya....
ReplyDeleteSense of Humour is dead!!! (comment not on post but on comments) :-)
ReplyDeletewotta bunch of idiots. its turned into a forward now! and @ rajul khona... idiocy isn't humor and passing off an ancient jew joke as fact and matter of pride is worse. Get a life .. and a job. in that order!
ReplyDeleteYo mr anonymous! give mr khona a break while he gets a life and a job as per your recommendation. in the meantime, you focus on removing that stick from your rear and losen up a little champ.
ReplyDeletePs: what the hell kind of a name is "rajul" anyway? a fresh take on the classic "rahul"? ugh. FAIL.
stick in my rear?? you brought this to my notice when you complained about this idiotic forward in your mailbox! To clarify, the blogger isn't the originator of this latest faux nationalistic jingo-ism but also a victim. As to your comment on Rajul... he is an idiot.
ReplyDeleteGuys chill.. I heard it was Mr.Mallya, I totally respect him.. Even if its not him, it must have been some rich guy out there.. Or even if the story is false, it teaches ya something.. So relax.. and Peace Out
ReplyDeleteGUYS JUST UNDERSTAND THE MORAL OF STORY THAT:- " NO ONE CAN BUSINESS, AS A 'INDIAN' CAN"....
ReplyDeletethis is the fucking problem with we Indians....we can not make moral out of story, rather will make fun of each
ReplyDeleteothers....com'n yaar whoever was that...just look at the moral of instance...
Exactly..
ReplyDeleteWell... I believe in Karma. Certainly Mallya saved money by using his brains in a wrong manner and look what is happening to kingfisher airlines now. He has no money to pay the employees. Watch what you do!
ReplyDeleteThis is BS
ReplyDeletelol itna ameer admi hia kya us ka ghar nai huga new york main :P lol wtf man
ReplyDeleteTrue or false doesn't matter, but hav a lot to learn
ReplyDeleteIts all fake. ...
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a day i walks into the Manchester UK bank and asks for the loan officer.
ReplyDeleteI told the Loan Officer that i am going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow 5,000 pound.
The Loan Officer told me that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan.
So i hand over the keys and the documents of the new Bugatti Veyron car parked on the street in front of the bank.
The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.
The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the for keeping a 900,000 pound worth Bugatti as a security and taking only 5,000 has a loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Bugatti Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later i returns and pays 5000 pound and the interest which comes to it 15 pound.
Seeing this, loan officer told me,
“Sir, we are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi millionaire.
What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow 5000?”
The I replies
"Where else in the Manchester City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only 15 and expect it to be there when I return".
This is a true incident and the Indian was none other than myself.